When it comes to race and racial stereotypes, everybody has their own convictions. We might not agree with someone else’s, and they might not agree with ours, but it’s up to all of us to respect each other. And even though these stereotypes have always been a touchy subject, there is still one “territory” where they are more widely accepted and universally understood: humor! Say what you want, but no one can resist a couple of good funny pick up lines about a black guy trying to win a white girl or a Mexican’s sexual appetites.
Being this black or Mexican guy yourself, please try not to take it to your heart as you go through our racist one liners. With no intention of offending anybody, we’ve gathered round a fine collection that is solely aimed at making you laugh, giggle, roll down on the floor, and nothing else. Whatever triggers your laughing senses, you’re sure to find a “hill Billy” white folk, a stupid Latino or a badass “nigga” joke to share at least a smirk at. Just scroll down and join in on the fun!
Why do Jews get double glazed Windows?
So their children can’t hear the ice cream truck.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who’s driving?
What does Apple call their new phone for Chinese people?
How can you tell that a black has been on your computer?
It’s not there.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Why did God invent golf?
So white people could dress up like blacks.
What do you call a Mexican without a grass cutter?
What happens to a Jew with a boner?
A broken nose.
Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
What do you call a black guy’s condom?
A duffel bag.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because the sign says “NO TRES-PASSING.”
What’s the problem with an Asian pet store?
There’s always a kitchen in the back.
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
Why do blacks wear white gloves?
So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
How do Chinese people give their babies names?
They throw a pan down the stairs and see what sound it makes.
What do you call an Indian dating site?
Connect the dots.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a boy-scout?
One of them comes back from camp.
Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
Because two Wongs can’t make a white.
What did the white person say to the black person following him?
“Are you my shadow?”
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